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My opinion on the Latino Jason Todd headcanon
While I do understand ppl's criticism of the latino Jason todd headcanon and how its kind of racist to make the kid with parents with drug problems as the latino one, to me its more of a reclamation BECAUSE of DC's racism.
Read any 80s/90s batman issue that covers gang violence and drugs, most if not ALL of the criminals are poc; black people and latinos visibly make up the majority in the poorer neighbourhoods in Gotham. Aside from the caricaturist way they r drawn/speak, its not THAT weird cause its a reflection of irl big cities where immigrants and marginalised ppl are often forced to live in such situations, (like most of my dominican family lives in the bronx... it aint racist to say dominicans tend to flock there), BUT...the weird part is when the second a sympathetic character comes from that area, he's white and has a name thats "too fancy for the streets".
Obviously, Jason was created to look like the old robin, so I can't say that the whole "diamond in the rough" situation was purposely a tad bit racist, but its still a lil weird (especially with bruce's comment).
If Jason were a part of the overwhelming demographic in his area, the good-kid-in-a-bad-area trope has less connotations. DC is currently trying to fix this trope is by making crime alley whiter, which isn't bad but they could've just yk... humanised the non-white residents.
I also feel like the messed up way Jason was treated post-death is what makes him so relatable to latino readers. His tragic story of dying while trying to save his only living relative is turned into a lesson for newer vigilantes. Jason's particular disdain for abusers on a few occasions was twisted (by both writers and characters) into him always being dumb, reckless, cocky, angry and disobedient, always violent, never having been able to get over his upbringing. None of those things were true (he was a normal level of reckless and cocky like every other robin, not more), but its an easier narrative to digest compared to how it was in reality; a kid who worked so hard and loved even harder, died to save a woman who couldn't care less about his existence. He was an emotional AND smart kid who wanted so bad to help others get better but was remembered as too emotional (in a bad way).
THIS is the reality for many latino diasporas in day to day life; Theres no question that Latino culture is passionate and emotive, but people from other cultures assume that it is followed by instead of logical. both can coexist. emotion does not mean u have no logic. Emotions can be irrational but they aren't inherently that way, and I wouldn't say that the moments where Jason lashed out as a teenager were irrational (in og runs, not rewrites post red hood), they were mostly done to protect someone (going crazy on abusers, disobeying batman to save sheila, that time he got into a fight at school to defend his friend).
A lot of euro-centric culture is OBSESSED with the idea that rationality is separate from feelings and emotions, but not crying at a funeral doesn't mean you're better than those who do. Emotions are the basis of human ethics and morals, they define the way we interact as a collective and ignoring them does not mean they are not there. Theres no winner to a contest of who can feel the less. And the way Jason's emotions are treated (pre-rh, hes definitely unhinged afterwards lol) is so in line with how white culture tends to punish those who aren't ashamed to feel.
I TOTES UNDERSTAND that some ppl who headcanon Jason as latino are doing it for the complete opposite of reasons, like "oh here some angry emotional guy with druggie parents, haha must be latino". Its weird. I dont like it. And its only brought up so he can swear in spanish in some rlly bad text post where his emotions are getting out. But to me there's so much potential for metanarrative and commentary on how latinos are treated in media that can be exemplified through the way his character is treated. Being latino would add SO MUCH DEPTH to his character and his dynamic with the others.
#this is just my rant lol#for the non-latinos who wanna write latino jason todd pls stop the spanglish... he dont even have to speak spanish at all#you can incorporate elements of his culture/upbringing (pls pick a country tho the experience is so diff everywhere)#im super biased but carribean jason>>>>#ok but like undead lore in dominican culture is crazyyyy... like the myth of zombies comes from hispanola#my grandma was genuinely terrified of waking up in her coffin bc of stories of ppl coming back to life that she wanted to be cremated#jason todd#latino jason todd#red hood#batfam
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happy april fools!!!
my joke for today... maleficia being forced to wear minimalist clothes so as to disguise as an employee.... inspired by that voiceline of Malleus being uncomfortable to clothes he doesn't wear XD
also ... a little hc where Maleficia is the type of grandma to say "its because you're always on that phone" (bcs i think she dislikes technology esp bcs its a human invention that give power to the humans to defeat the faes lol)but in her case, its just malleus and his little gao gao dragon 😭😭💥💥 its confiscated from him now for all eternity,,,😔😔💔💔
and the funny thing is,, she aint wrong XDD Gao Gao was one of the perpetrators in overblotting Malleus,, giving him ideas of eternally cursing us to a repeated happy dreams😭😭💥💥
you'd think Yuu would be better but they also said "yes" if there's a way to keep everyone with you 🧍🏻♀️💥 why are Malleus' friends such a bad influence to him....
ALSO YES IM STILL NOT OVER GUYS. IM MANIFESTING IT SO BAD, I KNOWWW THEY'LL REVEAL QUEEN MALEFICIA... IN QUEEN DRACONIA, WE TRUST 🙏🏻🙏🏻✨💖💖
also I still believe that Queen Maleficia IS THE MOST FITTING person to beat Malleus... Think about it, shes aware of the pressures of being a royalty, shes a person who loses loved ones, and shes someone who has troubles fitting with the average because of her power, like I'm JUSTTSJFGK She's so relatable to Malleus 🥹 If there's any character that would COMPLETELY understand Malleus' struggles, it would be HER. ALSO because she's more powerful than him XD ALSO because if theres anyone that could crush Malleus' prideful attitude rn, ITS HER. 😭
the way I jaw dropped when Malleus seems to be ready to go against Maleficia ☠️☠️☠️ like oh.... hornton.... thats not going to end well for him isnt it skdgkd,,, 🙏🏻🙏🏻☠️💥 plus isn't pridefulness the downfall of Maleficent in the original movie... Malleus' pride increasing so much, he convinced himself to turn against his grandparent WHOSE teaching like "you must always protect the smiles of your people" has been his life oath.... 😭😭😭
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feather , part 33
“ no, duh ”
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lhughes_06 call me gordon ramsay the way i’m always cookin 😮💨🧑🍳
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jamie.drysdale bro maxxed out frat boy speak
→ lhughes_06 ☝️🫵🤫🧏♂️
username43 I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THAT’S HER
jackhughes is that what the burning smell was
→ lhughes_06 HEY I DID NOT BURN ANYTHING
→ jackhughes tell that to the smoke detector
→ lhughes_06 SHUT UP
yourusername when he can cook 🙈
→ rutgermcgroarty WHAAAAAAAAT
→ markestapa SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE CAMERA 📸
→ lhughes_06 oh 😳
→ dylanduke25 😱😱
→ _quinnhughes oh. OH. OH? O H ?
→ edwards.73 WAIT A SECOND……..
→ jackhughes what the fuck!
→ colecaufield WHAT DID I MISS???
→ trevorzegras did you have some secret intervention that i was not a part of?!?
→ _alexturcotte say it again no fucking balls
→ jamie.drysdale i checked life360 i know where you are 😒
→ adamfantilli so WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
→ luca.fantilli I LEFT MY PHONE ALONE FOR ONE MINUTE AND I COME BACK TO FIND THIS
→ mackie.samo go ahead n repeat that one for me
→ yourusername now that i have all your attention did you see that drake video 😨
edwards.73 this is the hardest soft launch i’ve ever seen
→ rutgermcgroarty i bet something’s harder tho 👀
→ lhughes_06 ✅ rutgermcgroarty
→ markestapa WHAT
→ yourusername WOAHHHH 🙉🙉
→ _quinnhughes BRO WHAT THE FUCK
→ jackhughes the dick jokes are getting worse
→ trevorzegras but i taught him well jackhughes
username10 bro exposed half her face thinking we weren’t gonna know 🙄
→ username87 i meannnnnn we all know anyways 🫢🫢
trevorzegras whens the hard launch
→ lhughes_06 well don’t spoil the surprise
→ trevorzegras 😥
→ colecaufield whos gonna tell him
→ _quinnhughes not me
→ jackhughes def not me
→ yourusername i volunteer as tribute 🙋♀️
markestapa luke is a dumbass confirmed
→ lhughes_06 mark is a bully confirmed
→ markestapa 🤬
→ lhughes_06 😓
luca.fantilli remember when you used to post about the friend group? cuz i dont 😒
→ lhughes_06 i just wanna show of my gf 🙁
→ lhughes_06 is that so wrong 😔😔
→ luca.fantilli yes
→ lhughes_06 oh…
→ yourusername and i’m sure your gf wants to show you off too lhughes_06
→ lhughes_06 well if she did then i’d be very flattered
→ yourusername ah then you should be pretty flattered cuz i’m almost 100% positive she wants to
→ luca.fantilli CAN YOU TWO PLEASE FUCKING STOP 😭
username51 man im ngl ur girlfriends hot
→ lhughes_06 oh hell no BACK UP
→ username40 LMAOOO
elblue6 oh that’s great sweetie! when did you learn to cook?
→ jackhughes mom he still doesn’t know how to
→ lhughes_06 YES I DO
→ elblue6 did your best friend and newly turned girlfriend teach you?
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→ lhughes_06 MOM YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT
→ _quinnhughes 💀
→ elblue6 oops
username88 ellen’s actually a fucking savage
→ username92 mama hughes 🫶
username13 i’m waiting for fuckin tmz to make some article about this shit
→ username7 GOODBYE NOT TMZ
username65 luke sweetie even my non hockey friends know about this shit.. you gotta step it up
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_quinnhughes bro thinks hes cooking just cuz he got a girl
→ lhughes_06 I COOKED SO HARD FYM
→ yourusername lukey ily but you did not cook whatsoever 😭😭
→ colecaufield we cooked for him
→ adamfantilli and burned 2 kitchens down in the process
→ lhughes_06 so what i’m hearing is you did more damage than i did
→ _alexturcotte 🤫🤫
dylanduke25 she literally doesn’t even like steak
→ lhughes_06 and how would you know that
→ dylanduke25 because she texted the group chat that like two years ago
→ lhughes_06 ACCORDING TO RESEARCH taste buds change about every 7 years soooo
→ edwards.73 dude she turned you into a nerd
→ yourusername on behalf of his gf THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A NERD
→ markestapa 👀👀 yourusername
username22 he aint foolin anyone
username78 oh my god he can cook 😱😱😱
rutgermcgroarty but isn’t being able to cook like the bare minimum
→ lhughes_06 no……..(?)
→ yourusername YES IT IS 👏👏
→ lhughes_06 I MEAN YES IT IS
→ markestapa no it’s not 🙄🙄
→ yourusername i mean they jus gotta know the basics is what i’m saying yk
→ mackie.samo your man knows more than just the basics from what i’ve heard
→ yourusername yes he does 🤭🤭
→ dylanduke25 shit is that why i can’t get a date
adamfantilli i really thought you weren’t gonna post her 😔
→ lhughes_06 don’t be jealous man don’t worry
→ adamfantilli i’m not jealous 😕😕
→ mackie.samo idk you kinda do seem jealous
→ adamfantilli I’M NOT
→ luca.fantilli it’s okay bro let it out
→ yourusername awww adam do you want his attention 😣😣😣😣
→ adamfantilli stfu i KNOW you can’t be talking yourusername
→ yourusername oh ! 😃
→ markestapa LMFAOOO
username9 you live to torture us
username27 there’s no point in begging they’re never gonna do a hard launch
→ username66 it’s not like they need to
jamie.drysdale you’ve successfully shivered my timbers
→ lhughes_06 what 😥
→ jamie.drysdale my timbers are shivered as fuck
→ colecaufield LMAO
→ lhughes_06 I DON’T GET IT
→ jamie.drysdale i don’t need to see you two kissing on insta i already see it every day on ft
→ trevorzegras i mean at least you’re getting a show 🫣🫣
→ jamie.drysdale GOD NO
→ jamie.drysdale i’m going to vomit
→ jamie.drysdale never make that implication ever again
luca.fantilli what a jumpscare
→ lhughes_06 bro stop fucking hating 😒
→ luca.fantilli i can’t help myself
→ yourusername get off the fanboy agenda lu 🙄🙄
→ luca.fantilli fuck both of you
→ adamfantilli i think they’re already doing that luca.fantilli
→ yourusername MY GOD NO
username33 i don’t think they know what soft launch means anymore
_quinnhughes you didn’t even have the decency to put a trigger warning 😔
→ lhughes_06 wtf would it even say 😭
→ jackhughes tw happy couple
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yourusername shit’s feelin a little too soft now.. might have to switch it up 🫣
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markestapa are u saying what i think ur saying
markestapa ARE YOU FUCKING SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU’RE SAYING????
→ yourusername idk marky what do you think i’m saying 🫢
→ markestapa shut the fuck up dont tease me like this
→ yourusername you’re such a fan stop acting like you don’t know we’re already together 🙄🙄
→ markestapa thanks for crushing my dreams and aspirations🖕
jamie.drysdale i know you forced him to wear that shirt
→ yourusername WHAT NO I DIDN’T
→ trevorzegras lying is a sin ‼️
→ yourusername is it so hard for you to believe that maybe he just genuinely loves me 😔
→ jackhughes yes
→ _alexturcotte honestly it’s harder to believe that you genuinely love him
→ yourusername ARE YOU CALLING ME UNFAITHFUL??
→ colecaufield lmfaooo no we’re just saying he’s hard to love
→ _quinnhughes damn
→ lhughes_06 damn.
username65 HINTING AT A HARD LAUNCH??
→ yourusername am i?? 🙊
edwards.73 i don’t think you wanna hard launch him
→ yourusername why 😓
→ edwards.73 everyone’s gonna get jumpscared
→ lhughes_06 uncool bro. UNCOOL.
→ mackie.samo lukey boy you sound pretty offended as her “best friend”
→ lhughes_06 i’m just being a cool best friend and getting offended for her boyfriend WHO I’M SURE IS GREAT AND AMAZING AND SUPER HANDSOME
→ rutgermcgroarty okay buddy you do you
username21 OH MY GOD HARD LAUNCH RIGHT NOW
username73 FUCKING FINALLYYYY
lhughes_06 you’re actually so cute
→ yourusername my bf doesn’t approve of you go away ❌❌
→ lhughes_06 aw shucks
→ jackhughes AW SHUCKS??? 💀
→ rutgermcgroarty stop the glazing
→ luca.fantilli biggest dickrider i’ve ever seen
→ dylanduke25 literally hop off her dick bro
→ mackie.samo you guys smell that?? cuz i smell a d1 dickrider
→ trevorzegras bro folded so hard
→ _alexturcotte stay strong my brother
→ lhughes_06 shut the fuck upppp
username54 you’re killing me 😓
colecaufield are you stepping on his docs
→ yourusername they’re dupes 🙏🙏
→ lhughes_06 THEY ARE NOT DUPES
→ lhughes_06 i mean from what i’ve heard at least
→ _quinnhughes you’re fumbling this secret really hard
→ edwards.73 there’s nothing to fumble at this point 😭 _quinnhughes
→ markestapa bro has enough money to buy 100 pairs of doc martens and still gets the dupes
→ yourusername financial management!
adamfantilli it’s SUMMER. why did he buy you skates 😭😭
→ yourusername indoor rinks 🙄🙄
→ luca.fantilli use your brain little bro
→ rutgermcgroarty 🧠 adamfantilli
→ adamfantilli that’s.. not what people use that emoji for
→ rutgermcgroarty i know exactly what they use it for 😉😉
→ yourusername HUH????
→ lhughes_06 whats wrong with buying her skates during the summer 😐
_alexturcotte 🧱🚀
→ yourusername LMAOOO I READ THAT SO WRONG
→ _quinnhughes how the hell do you read it wrong it’s literally emojis?
→ dylanduke25 bricked up rocket?????? wtf is that
→ _quinnhughes never mind
→ mackie.samo it means hard launch dumbass 😒😒 dylanduke25
trevorzegras do you just tie a bow around everything and call it coquette now
→ yourusername that’s exactly what i do
→ trevorzegras oh 😰😰
→ mackie.samo SO COQUETTE 👺
→ colecaufield so coke ett!
→ jackhughes i thought it was pronounced coke-eh???
→ yourusername cocaine
→ jamie.drysdale oh.
→ markestapa novocaine yourusername
→ edwards.73 why are we naming drugs
→ rutgermcgroarty NOVACANE markestapa
→ dylanduke25 FRANK OCEAN 🥰
→ _alexturcotte what the hell is going on
username56 THE FLOWERS ARE SO CUTE
username29 does he spoil you
→ yourusername he does 🤭
_quinnhughes i see he’s treating my lil drizzy good
→ yourusername wtf u never call me that
→ _quinnhughes what’s wrong with calling you lil drizzy 😥😥
→ trevorzegras it’s MY nickname for her
→ yourusername ehhhh trevorzegras
→ trevorzegras shush now
→ trevorzegras AND PLAGIARISM IS ILLEGAL
→ _quinnhughes shut your face zegras
→ trevorzegras face is shut 🫡🫡
mackie.samo i flinched out of utter terror
→ yourusername next time i see you you’re gonna flinch cuz of my fist
→ mackie.samo okay then square up 😤
→ yourusername i got your sisters on speed dial
→ mackie.samo i got your brother and bf on speed dial 🙄🙄
→ yourusername but they can’t hit me or else my mommy will get mad
→ mackie.samo fucking cry baby
→ yourusername suck it 🤬
dylanduke25 is that book cinderella
→ yourusername only you would look closely enough to notice what book i’m reading 😭
→ dylanduke25 what can i say i love the details
→ yourusername mhm i bet the girls love you
→ dylanduke25 no actually they don’t 💔
→ yourusername aw duker it’s okay ily
→ dylanduke25 i bet your bf’s punching the air rn
→ yourusername he’s currently whining about you and laying on top of me 😃😃
username58 luke’s a clingy bf?!?! 🙉
jackhughes mom misses you
→ yourusername AW TELL HER I MISS HER MORE
→ _quinnhughes the ass kissing is crazy
→ yourusername shut up before i tag your mom
→ lhughes_06 mom’s trying to steal my girl 🤬
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→ jackhughes luke we all saw that you’re such a pussy
next chapter notes ) ITS SHORT I KNOW but after you know.. stuff……. happened i really wanted to get something out AND IT’S VALENTINES DAY SO HOW COULD I NOT i hope you guys had a great day, valentine or not!!
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I saw your ask for requests and i desperately want Billy butcher content so I tried to think of something lol. I’m more sure if you like writing series or one shots or whatever but take from this what you want?
The reader has unknowingly caught Billy butchers eye after being at many of the same functions he’s been at for work. Reader also has a hatred of the unjust world of supes and independently has been gathering useful intel but not entirely sure how to use it. Butcher gets suspicious of reader and begins to keep tabs on her, eventually approaching her and perhaps threatening to know what she’s up to/what she’s using the intel for (however you want to spin that). The boys decide she’s a risk and take her back to their hideout where Billy butcher and reader eventually form a bond, bonding over least favorite supes and reader getting teased
Perhaps fragile, innocent (not extreme in the cringe sense) reader. Include some blushing haha
Not the best request ever I’m still tryna get my imagination back.. but would love romance and eventual smut
a/n; this is sorta just a starter? if theres more interest i'll def try a series.
warnings; swearings that's about it.
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Great Minds
You despised Supes. They were awful people, you learnt it the hard way when you say your mother be killed by one. It was an "accident" Vought said. It was to save others. Homelander blasted through five people to get to the criminal, people sliced in half by his laser beams. That's when you stopped believing that they were "heroes". Sure they were super, but if the face of the supes was a piece of shit, they all probably were.
Now you weren't physically strong, you mentally you were. You were able to gather intel on an arrangement of supes, mostly for people who wanted to get back at them so it was easy to blackmail or sue. You knew the deep dark underbelly of it all. You went to some functions disguised as a reporter, however you always got the sense you were being watched. Not just by supes, but something else, something that felt darker....
One night, you came home from the store, something felt off though. Being in New York where practically everyone was a target for hate, you were armed. You reached into your bag and pulled out a small revolver as you walked into your apartment. You aimed it at the corner where you saw two figures, then there was a click of the lamp being turned on. There was a man in a trench coat and a younger guy who looked terrified at you pointing the gun. "I-I didnt wanna break in he dragged me-!" He says and held up his hands.
"Who the fuck are you two and what the fuck do you want and WHY the FUCK are you in my house!?" You yell pointing the gun between the two. "Calm down luv. Just here to talk." The older man says standing up slowly and throwing a file on the coffee table. "You and I got some of the same interests." He hums, relaxed snd obviously not threatened by you at all. "Been noticin' ya, which ain't good if you want to be unnoticed by supes." "The fuck you know about me." You say lowering your gun slowly. "I know you blackmail them and gather shit. We could use some of your intelligence." he says. You raise an eyebrow. "Intelligence? For what?" He stepped closer, looking down at you. "Against the supes. see you and me want the same thing, to get that cunt Homelander." You snorted slightly at him saying "cunt".
"Yeah? Like you can do that. Some British guy is gonna kill america's sweetheart superhero. Sure. And whats your little mouse friend gonna do?" You ask taking off your coat, no longer feeling threatened. "Mouse...?" The boy says with a frown. "Listen luv, aint like you got a choice." "Excuse me?" "I have a team. It's better for you to join us. We can take down Homelander, and all supes." "Who even are you?" "Billy Butcher." Billy says with a smirk. It all clicked. You've heard of this psycho, crazy about killing supes. You took a deep breath. "Fine. But only because that kid looks way on over his fucking head." "Good choice luv."
#the boys#the boys x reader#billy butcher x reader#hughie campbell x reader#request#x reader#requests open#the seven#the seven x reader#homelander#homelander x reader
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Rock Climbers au
Last and definitely NOT least, Raph is the Boulderer of the brothers. He loves pushing his strength on really complex routes and intense overhanges. He is either in an intense focus trying to complete his latest boulder problem, or doing the most rediculous things on the wall. He will rope anyone and everyone into his shinanigans. "ok but what if we do this route with JUST our left hand and leg? yeah? that would be fun!" or "what if we put our hand here on this hold, then use this hold to keep your self on the wall- what? yeah I know mean you'd be upside down but thats fine! it goes. trust me" or "oh wait! this hold is perfect for a bathang, donnie c'mon lets see who can hang the longest!"
Boulder is also really fun for Raph because it helps him work on his problem solving skill and thinking ahead. Theres been plenty of time where the brothers are cheering Raph on while he works on a particularly hard problem, only for him to pause mid route. when asked Raph can only respon "I didn't think I'd get this far! wheres the next hold? where do I go from here!?" before falling off the wall in defeat. Donnie tries to instill routereading into Raphs head but it never sticks.
Outside of Bouldering, Raph also like Top Rope. He like working on his stamina, which Top Rope climbing definitely puts to the test. Especially when he has Mikey belaying him, who will bring out Dr. Delicate Touch to get Raph up the wall! "ok I don't think I got anything left, you can bring me down Mikes!" "Nope! you aint getting down till I say so! now go one more time!" He like the burn of a good work out, but hates the idea of Lead Climbing and refuses to try it despite Leo's askance. Top Rope however give Raph the security to climb taller walls reletively stress free.
Mikey | Leo | Donnie
Hooray all the boys are done!!! I really enjoyed making all of these, I can never draw Raph too well so I am exteremely happy with how this turned out! (I may be a little biased as Raph has always been my fave in almost any iteration and I am a boulderer at heart)
Like I mentioned in Mikey's post, most if not all of the inspiration for this au come from my irl experience climbing with my friends. some of the poses I used even are straight up from pics I have of us in our shinannigans XD.
I might come back to this to include April, Casey and Jr. but i'm not 100% sure so for now that is all!! thank you for tolerating my self induldgant au!
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt mikey#rise mikey#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt raph#rise raph#rottmnt donnie#rise donnie#rock climbers au#rc au
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if i had to put them in order of skz members id date itd be as follows jeongin > seungmin here me out but i think he would be a v sweet bf even tho he doesnt naturally show much skinship and such with his members he the sort to try to surprise u and i like that > changbin hes only third bc i think hes still got some things which he hasnt really dealt with for me to be like yh id so date him i wouldnt say no but its just i think u would have to keep boosting his self esteem all the time and hed be so clingy asf has too much aegyo as well... but would be more loyal than han or hyunjin
felix if he was older and a bit more maturer then sure but he reeks of gen z tiktoker vibes its almost like he speaks so much gen z language i have a hard time relating to him ik sworry im just not drawn to tiktokers and yes even my faves end up being so into tiktok that i still dont relate to them per se. even if he seems like a sweet friendly angel hes still been kept in the online bubble so much so that every week he has a new meme. but hes still sweet i will give him thats why he is one place above han
han is just really odd i dont know i cant pin it down but on the outside he seems friendly and decent but i still place him in the toxicracha line mainly bc i dont trust him and i dont know why i dont want to trust him but i cant bring myself too if that makes any sense? i dont think he would commit long term without being stingy... him and hyunjin give unstable vibes thats why i put them in this order
same goes for chan and his addiction to spicy noodles and live streaming for unhealthy amount or hours all my faves r so chronically online its making them less attractive but ik they want to keep interacting with their fans online so it makes them seem so deluded one sided and its like he is the sort that would obsess obsess about a toxic ex that he keeps going back too as in with his relationshio about stay but it feels like u dont actually connect with them cause its just via a literal screen so u only see what they want to show. u know the saying never meet / marry ur idols well chan falls under that for me, id meet him but be sus of him the whole time, he would be fun friend but try to tell any stay anything different theyll shit on u for it and im like theyre not all that sweet not all of them im sworry i love him in his performances but thats abt it. im sure hes interesting to chat with more than the last member its the whole manchild thing that is off putting with him and his weak ass aint got no sleep schedule or doesnt really try to look after himself so u would have to do it for him yikes and he is far too all over ppl wouldnt let u breathe without, maybe lowkey a stalker? like if u say u going on a long trip he be like secretly following u location and checking up every half hour idfk hes too needy of others company all the time
lastly is lee know i know i know but he doesnt seem to have much drive to be interesting sworry (from one scorpio to another he just doesnt vibe with me as he gives no romantic vibes at all really plays into the dead inside act very well and its just kind of not attractive really, i dont think lee know has self esteem issues more like self absorption issues. fr. and if he cant speak english that well and i cant speak korean that well we gonna be struggling to communicate bruh it would be worse than watching paint dry the only reason i like lee know slightly more than chan he would make great chef thats his only pro and he loves cats. i dont know why but if he was wanting sexual favour he would be mostly focused on what he wants out of it and if u not up to his standard he be like bye he dont want u. yh id avoid him
skz gives young vibes but also sometimes theres a bit of immaturity in some of the members (the older ones esp) along with some members having the dgaf vibes ??? theyre just confusing to grasp in some readings
id be so interested in what ur order of skz members for who u would date or ur reasonings for why or why not etc. anyway feel free to agree or disagree i dont mind and sorry for rambling lmao
I actually agree so much with your ranking, if i were to look at it all logically only id probably have a very similar ranking, with very similar arguments for it. BUT I am a heart-ruled person and i need my heart to be satisfied which means i definitely need to feel physical/sexual attraction towards the person, i need mad chemistry which includes stuff like similar humor, matching communication style, matching views etc - yk. Just in general I've found that i get along best with people that are most similar to me (self-absorbed much?😂) and sooo I'd do my Ranking like that:
1. Changbin ; 2. Lee Know ; 3. Seungmin ; 4. I.N ; those are the ones i would give a chance Changbin being the only one i would gladly date.
5. Felix ; 6. Chan ; 7. Hyunjin ; 8. Han
Those ones i wouldn't date but still for the sake of the ranking. Explanation follows:
Changbin i would date him cuz i see sooooo many similarities between us. Thats what attracted me to him in the first place, and as i got to know him even better with time and through readings i found lots of our core needs/values/views/experiences/wounds even are very similar which makes me feel some sort of understanding from him - even if we don't know each other😂 but i feel like he's that type of person where if something happened we would just give each other the look and both of us would instantly know what the other is thinking cuz we think the same. And then later on we would dissect it or whatever it was called when after a hang out with friends u call your bestie and then asses or whatever the whole hangout😂 I think he has a very healthy balance between feminine and masculine and i need feminine qualities in a man to be able to relate to him and be best friends, but i also need a him to have hot masculine qualities so i can see him as a lover as well and feel sexual attraction. Also im Slavic/Balkan and i must admit i have a weak spot for men that look like that/have that vibe and i think Changbin really excudes that and it even reminds me of home a bit😂😭 aside from just finding him super attractive😮💨🤤 He has a really specific charm to him i can't even put into words. It baffles me how there's not oceans of women/fans falling on their knees and barking for him like for other idols with a similar image.
Lee Know i wouldn't willingly date because i don't think there would be any romantic emotions involved but we also have very similar personalities and interests and even views and i think i would get along with him really well and i see him being a great partner for a lavender marriage or something😂 especially cuz theres this idgaf and i think even if theres no romantic attraction we can have a good partnership and life together, have nice home in the mountains, a nice veggies and herb garden, habe quite peaceful life with grannies and animals around us - ugh ill love that honestly. Oh and he's also nice to look at😂
Seungmin isn't per se what i envision for a partner even if he's great on paper - i would say he's too earthy and virgo for me. Too dry. I ALWAYS need Firey men or at least Airy ones and he ugh idk, i don't feel attracted to him at all, i don't feel we have ANY compatiability be it romantic, sexual, friendly nothing - Buuuutttt thats what i've seen of him only through the Skz content they put out, and i believe he has very good boundaries and this "dryness" is for a reason. I believe he is very different when he has a crush or pursues a partner or works in a relationship. And i am a person that doesn't get interested or crushing first. I get a crush only when i know the other person has a crush on me too or starts pursuing me. And I have given guys chances that have given me THE ICK originally but once the start showing interest i melt. So i think seungmins one of those types and i would definitely give him a chance and try dating him and see where it would take us.
I.N is very similar to Seungmin in my ranking with the whole - no compatiability & attraction BUT he's a bit lower cuz i also see some aspects of him that i don't really like in their content for example like his sense of humor or just other small stuff that would putt me off or annoy me. Nevertheless i think he could be quite flexible and if he likes someone i think he's genuine in his intentions, loyal and has good qualities to offer as a partner so i would give him a chance too.
Felix i wouldn't date seriously. The most i would do is have like a fling or something or just date him casually. But i don't do flings and i don't do casual so...i placed him first (in the second ranking) tho cuz he has a very androginous look that i really like, and he's surprisingly masculine and i can't resist that😮💨🙌🏻 its my weakness. I think he can be really really charming short term and if were to ever slip and drop my standards a bit and open myself for some casual dating he would definitely have a chance for that at least.
Chan i wouldn't date but again if i ever were to get a little more...experimental within my dating life i would give him a chance just for the plot😂 thing is i don't think he could even do a REAL relationship even if i wanted to. I don't think my guy has the capacity for that at this point in his life unfortunately. I think he had to sacrifices development in certain areas to make room for development in others (his career).
Hyunjin would just be too much for me, i don't like men who are too impatient, too pushy, too dramatic, too overbearing, too emotional, too obsessive and i don't meant that specifically only towards me - i see some of those traits in him in general and i think he would be just too much of a hassle for me, i would see him as a burden and as a son or something weak i have to take care of and rebuild every other week and even thinking about it makes me recoil💀 sry. And on top of that despite his conventionally good looks i don't find him attractive as a man/partner and that leaves me with a lot of cons a zero pros when thinking about dating him so thats a no, i think i would stay far away from him, the closest ill ever want to come to dating him would be some slight flirting. Thats it!
Han, i totally agree with you, i find really peculiar and i would say I'm a bit peculiar too. Contrary to common beliefs weird+weird doesn't equal normal and i have found for me to be able to regulate my specific needs or not escalate or spiral into certain patterns, when being surrounded with people that don't exhibit that, is very helpful. I would not feel comfortable around han long term and i think i would not get along with him long term too because we would be clashing and lashing out at each other all the time. I think we also would constantly trigger each other. I believe that might be the reason why back then him and hyunjin hated each other so much.
That concludes my long Ranking post😂 if you agree or disagree feel free to comment.
#skz#stray kids#kpop#bang chan#lee know#seo changbin#hyunjin#han jisung#lee felix#seungmin#i.n#ranking
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WE AINT MAKIN IT OUT OF THE ROOMMATE TORIEL NEUTRAL ENDINGS WITH THES ONES 😭😭😭
AUUUGH WHY DO AMVS HAVE TO TAKE SO LONG TO MAKE anywho,
casually obsessed with an actively grieving man who hides all of it deep within himself, staying with a woman who has known grief all her life.
Okay ill explain about the songs I gave a bit more, I mean- if you’re really that interested
oh and also *pulls out secret box* theres more
and I have like 30 others- but I mean…. you don’t want that, do you?………………but by chance…..some MIRACLE…..anyone wants………my………i mean……..my dms are open…………..I also like other neutral runs yk……..and like………yknow……….Undertale………
FRANCIS FOREVER!!!! This ones pretty self explanatory if you listen/you’ve listened to it before.
Not being who you want to be cause your other half isnt there, not being able to sleep, “I miss you more than anything” THE WHOLE SHEBANG!!!
Yk I actually made an animation inspired off of a certain part in the amv I have in my head for this song- But I used “Sailor Song” instead because……..I actually don’t know why, come to think of it-
BUT BASICALLY the line “I look up at the gaps of sunlight” before “I miss you more than anything” HURTS, yes, but ALSO
Sans cant exactly be looking up at….the sky cause uh…..underground. So he’s looking at the hole that you fall from!
THE ONLY THING!!!! This one is mainly vibes, lyrics are REALLY GOOD TOO but vibes for the neutral ending specifically…Its kinda nostalgic and childhood wondery (I LOVE SUFJAN STEVENS SO GODAMN MUCH OMG) and thats very much how I feel Toriels house/general demeanor is like :3
But i’m kinda stealing from the fan assumption/theory that Papyrus is often the only thing that convinces Sans that some things he does ARE worth doing even in a repeating world
“how do I live with your ghost” “everything i see/feel returns to you somehow” “I wanna save you from your sorrow”
ok but the saving from sorrow thing has 2 meanings, 1 twords Papyrus and the other to Tori, cause ALSO stealing from the fan theory/assumption that Sans hides a LOT from Papyrus and while I dont personallyyyyyy believe it cause I think the King Papyrus thing was a one time REALLY difficult choice- BUT ITS SAD AND IT WORKS FOR HERE.
THEN! it also works for Toriel cause he’s saving her from sorrow from telling her about what the human is really like
SLEEPYHEAD! This is from Toriels perspective now!!!
Again, pretty self explanatory if youve listened to the song, “theres dust upon the stairs” OMG! DUST!?!?! LIKELIKELIKE UNDERTALE???!?!?!?
Also “I have never been the type to go to church, but I pray for her(Him) each night” Toriel is shown to be religious in Deltarune so id assume shes the same in Undertale…
“Please dont forget that im your friend”
DON’T FORGET!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
But anywho- in an amv of this id think that… Toriel has no fucking clue whats up, cause Sans hasn’t told her, but she still “prays for him each night”/is worried for him cause CLEARLY HES UNWELL
DEAR THEODISIA….IS MORE SANS AND TORIEL/ALSO ASGORE THAN THE ENDING ITSELFFFFFFF BUT JUST HEAR ME OUT
Burrs whole thing is about his daughter… and Hamiltons is his son….
Toriel and Asriel…and Sans and Papyrus….IT ACTUALLY WORKS SO WELL AND I SOB IMAGINING THE AMV POSSIBILITIES
Asriel: you will come of age with our new nation, we’ll bleed and fight for you, we’ll pass it on to you AAAAUUUUGHHH
Papyrus: pride is not the word im looking for, there is so much more inside me now, you outshine the morning sun AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Asriel will blow them all away by being KING some day, and Papyrus will by just being the coolest motherfucker in Snowdin and also ROYAL GUARD
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sent @pliablehead an ask yesterday asking her to devise her ideal ee/duncles co-headline gig Experience (because its the end of august and we all need some frivolous wishful thinking) and now she wants ME to do it soooooo
my first and stupidest thought for a venue was the currently-empty pyramid on the outskirts of stockport (can you imagine. serving cult.) but honestly any "jeremy pritchard Patron Saint Of Dogshit Venues ass venue" as you put it is ideal. something where theres no actual barrier so you can stand right up against the stage. also to get tickets to this you have to have watched dave sardine at least five times im sorry "lads who know distant past from fifa" this one aint for you
goes without saying that all my friends from online and irl are there right at the front with me being annoying. god bless. /\
dutch uncles have to open with jetson again and then play just. all the bangers but ALSO accelerate and damascenes. "the duncan puppet is there and it’s probably jon doing it" really got me because yeah it WOULD be. robins hair is pink again. duncan is dancing like the fucking enter the mirror puppets as ever. they play bellio and i get directly called out about it.
ideally ee's set has a bunch of man alive stuff in there. they have to play qwerty they have to play my kz... they play photoshop handsome and jon does the "more dollar less scholar less time" actions from the 2009 mv. they're wearing the gth stuff again (they have to be you're right but also alex is wearing glasses please). the combined force of us all right in the front row yelling THE FRAGMENTS during s/s/w/d wakes alex robertshaw from his 38 year long slumber. they play software greatman (yes alex has his modular from the rdf tour again in this world I MISS HER) and then walk off and come back and do violent sun and no reptiles as an encore and we're all normal and unaffected about it. and then yes we all go to the pub afterwards because jonathan higgs and i need to drink black cherry white claws
also at some point everyone comes out and they cover fascination by alphabeat and it is absolutely a too-many-cooks situation with [checks notes] eleven people on stage but it's fine it's fun it's fresh
#hashtag real talk#asks#not really but yes#life could be dream.......#also yes to 'chips of chorlton episode about it after'
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Wowza, I have a LOT of thoughts and feelings about part 7. A real mixed bag. BUCKLE UP.
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yaaay they had a sleep over that didn't end absolute destruction of our collective hearts!
I feel the storm a brew'in with Drew. Something is coming and its not gonna be good lol.
Stephie’s quiet for a second, hiccoughing to herself as she searches for something on Paige’s face before she holds out a pinky, “promise you’ll never leave?” oof. my gut. is punched.
Paige is terrified. hmmm ok I like were getting into Paige's psyche a little more. Unlike other anons I don't think she's going to straight up run away or something drastic like that, but I think its totally fair that now that they are over the 'hump' (even though there has been no humping :( ) of admitting their feelings and trying to build something new, it is sinking in for Paige that wow this could be amazing… or I could get my heart trampled again and combust into a million pieces if this dream doesn't work out
Paige laughs, tucking that little tidbit away to tease Azzi with later, “how about you and I go get your Mama her favorite coffee?” oh I love this domestic shit. Paige would be the kind of sweet lover girl to go out and get her woman her favorite coffee even if theres coffee already in the house
Hmmm when is Jose's wedding happening? Will Paige be Azzi's date? Will being at a wedding give her a PTSD trauma response? I normally love weddings but i feel like you aint gonna give us a fluff fest with this one. Or maybe Azzi and Paige have a wonderful romantic time and start talking about what they want to do for their own wedding. happy happy happy fluff yay.
OOoh lawd is Paige gonna let an 'i love you' slip and freak Azzi out
“your daughter has you wrapped around her little finger huh?” “yeah, yeah she does.” SOBBING. But for real by the time Stephie is a teenager Azzi is going to have to impose a monthly limit on how much Paige can spend on random shit for Stephie cause she would be rollin up to school in a G-wagon and a louis v backpack and get mugged/become insufferable lol.
“I got you an iced vanilla latte with extra whipped cream,” foreshadowing smut with Paige putting whipped cream on azzi's nips? yes? great.
“Sounds good,” Paige confirms, “we’ll be there!” - awwww cutie paige. Couple mode.
But there’s something about being a secret again, that raises a bitter taste of what killed us then could kill us now in her mouth. hmmmm this is interesting. I often forget about the fact that their first relationship was a secret, and how clearly there is an element of that involved in their breakup. Azzi pulling back again? Im getting sad.
dun dun dun dun the moment we've been waiting for - FRENCHIE!
Hmm ok so Stephie doesn't seem to know clem was not just a platonic friend for Azzi… wondering if its cause they weren't in a serious relationship and it was just FWB or if it was a full blown relationship and Azzi consciously hid it from stephie
I mean Im sure Paige hates clemence already for obvious reasons, but STEPHIE loving her……ohhhhh lawd
Oof ok Clemence traded to atlanta… glad we dont have to have her around for long. I dont want paige to be arrested for homicide. Also Im absolutely picturing Clemence looking like Marine Johannes cause we know Azzi's type is white blond haired blue eyed Guards lol
“just one night.” I feel this night out is going to be an alcohol fueled disaster and IM SO EXCITED
2028
Why isn't Azzi playing for team USA? Stephie was born in January so could she not theoretically be back in it by now? Or did she take 2 seasons off?
OK Olivia. You know I love the whole Olivia of it all and I find the relationship so intriguing and complex. My first instincts about her in this chapter were of course, dear god she is such a bitch. And then I have to remind myself SHES NOT. She is just kind of a dumbass who is in love with someone who isn't in love with her, and its pretty much torturing her. -- “You did it,” Olivia screams, running into Paige’s arms as friends and family start to gather on the court, “I’m so proud of you!” “Thanks Olivia-” Paige is about to say more like… you are congratulating your wife on her winning a game at the Olympics and she can't even get out a full sentence in response cause she SEES the back of her ex girlfriends head. Thats grounds for divorce right there lol.
eeeek i dont like confrontation this would make me pee my pants "“Oh I don’t know about that,” Olivia says airily, sharp nails digging a little too roughly into Paige’s skin as her grip tightens further, “there’s plenty of talent up and coming in the next 4 years.”
"This is a side of Olivia that Paige is only just beginning to unveil, the side of Olivia that makes snide bitchy comments with a saccharine voice." … hmmm just starting to reveal? so theyve been married for like 8 months at this point. Olivia was keeping up a facade for a while ….. or Paige's clear preference for azzi is just getting worse and worse and the woman is finally cracking.
Ok the image of Olivia being LIVID in their hotel room, and Paige is just laying in bed watching tiktoks not listening to a thing Olivia says. Why is Olivia still here?! Take the money and run bitch your wife aint that into you!
gazing down at her phone where another fuckass Clézzi edit has started to play "fuckass clezzi edit' HHAHAHAHAH this is so Paige
Another thing about Olivia is that she seems to have a real issue with Basketball despite you know, being a sports reporter and pursuing a player romantically?? When Paige and her have that post presser spat in the earlier chapter Olivia says something like "There are other jobs than playing basketball" and here again she goes "right, fucking basketball. again". Sorry Olivia but your house, luxury cars, jewelry, are all courtesy of the fact that your wife is a basketball player! Who you met... while she was a basketball player! -OK Olivia, not going to the gold medal game? Bitch gots to go. How did this marriage continue for 2 more years lol
Azzi’s eyes soften, “I came for you. I don’t know if I’m allowed to say that but- I’m here for you.” ok and im crying again. Just get back together right here and now you fools.
I do have a short addition to the end of the chapter, ahem im a little rusty:
And they both know that they’re saying words they shouldn’t say. That when they break apart from this moment, they’ll have to walk away. But for now, being in each other’s arms is the only thing that feels right, that feels golden. Except, at the afterparty their eyes meet again. Olivia had gone back to Dallas in a huff instead of staying for closing ceremonies. Clemence had to go be French somewhere, and didn't want to celebrate the USA win. And despite both being in relationships, the pull towards each other they felt was undeniable. After a couple dirty shirleys, Azzi followed Paige to her now empty suite. Once inside Paige opened a bottle of champagne, realized it was from France, and threw the bottle out the window. She then opened a Budweiser, poured it over azzis tits, chugged he rest of it, and they made passionate and patriotic love. As Paige buried her face in Azzis pussy, sucking on her clit like a goddamn AMERICAN, Azzi chanted 'USA USA USA'! She was reminded how much she loved Paige's Red Blooded American passion. Sure, sex with Clem was nice. But she was always stopping in the middle to bring out a cheese plate, and some preserves, or some croissants that got crumbs all over the place. While they both seemed to understand this was a one time thing, Azzi and Paige felt the Olympic spirit erupting within them, that it was fate they they connected here in LA, and released the tension they had been bottling up for 4 years. As they both squirted simultaneously, it was reminiscent of old faithful, another classic American relic. What a night it was. 🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱🤱
Buckling up m'am!
Paige is rightfully apprehensive about a lot of things. I think with her, when she was trying to convince Azzi, she's wasn't thinking about more than just being together. Now that they are taking step towards that, Paige is starting to have an epiphany of "hey there were actual reasons why we haven't been together for the last 8 years and maybe I needa think about those just a little bit".
The wedding will happen on-page and there's two ways it could go. I haven't fully decided yet so it's just as much a mystery to me I guess.
LMFAO Paige is just gonna give that girl an amex card and let her go ham with it if she gets her way
I'm glad you caught that line!
A lot of people seemed to think Clémence looks like Marine Johannes which is lowkey what I pictured as well and so I'm very amused that we all seem to be on the same wavelength with that lmao
I don't think she took two seasons off because she's definitely playing in the 2028 W season but with Stephie having been born only a couple months ago, I think Azzi, as a single mother, prioritized Stephie over going to Olympic training camps and stuff and so she wasn't on the team.
She is just kind of a dumbass who is in love with someone who isn't in love with her, and its pretty much torturing her. - this is exactly it like she's in a very depressing situation if we look at it through non-pazzi tinted glasses
Olivia is holding onto a dream that's threatening to turn into a nightmare and I don't think even she could tell you why she's holding on except for this ridiculous things called hope.
It's easier to take her anger out on Paige's love for basketball than take it out on Paige's love for Azzi that they're both trying to pretend doesn't exist anymore.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BABES!
I just- throwing out the champagne cause it's french? the beer? USA USA USA chanting? cheese plates?
No notes, 10/10 perfection. Please take over my writing credentials.
#ask#fic talk#🤱 anon my personal jester <3#that last part will have me wheezing for days lmao how do you come up with this stuff
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More of me running my mouth about music as inspiration except this time its just Dear Wormwood
Prelude. Prelude. PRELUDE. This is probably just a music nerd thing but its so perfect. Despite my horrible understanding of music theory, a prelude is usually the first piece of music that is meant to represent the succeeding and usually longer movements in a single work, but they could also stand alone. The Prelude to Dear Wormwood works as both. It starts out quiet before building up with just absolutely amazing wordless vocals and its just so great folks. Its a summary of the whole album in a minute and nine seconds its amazing folks
Okay Bitter Water. The first time I heard this one I thought oh, its a metaphor for alcoholism. Yes, it can be a metaphor for alcoholism, but it is also so much more. In the broader context of Dear Wormwood its an acknowledgement of how bad a relationship is and that the singer, the victim, feels like they can never escape it, but it can be so much more folks. It can be a about a love lost, with the one who lost the love pining and wasting away without their soulmate. Said soulmate could be a part of the griever themself. It can be so much. Its also a banger but thats a given for the whole album. “terrible fire of old regret is honey on my tongue” is also eternally amazing this whole thing is poetry mates
There Beneath. Calm and flowy and existential kind of but I make a lot of things existential and where were we? But also the line “I saw the morning lead a cavalcade” is bloody amazing. Its such a great and poetic way to describe the breaking dawn, the rising sun, the beginning of a new day and so many other things mates its amazing. Like a veteran adventurer recalling the times when their friends got them out of hard scrapes or something idk
In the Blue Hours of the Morning. It’s a nice waypoint, a chance to catch your breath before the next song which I will go off about but this bit is really just like its title. The time before the cavalcade, when theres still enough light to see by yet its so calm and still and not quite awake yet
Exeunt, which is. It is. Well, exactly what it says on the tin, an exeunt, which is a stage direction for when an actor goes off stage, but its also the most poetry ever. Everyone loves “Fluttering your lashes like ashes and ember” and rightfully so but everything in that song is so bloody strong. “Crocodile eyes I have seen how you hunger”???? “No I cannot trust what you say when youre grieving”????? Like its such a powerful song with all the musicians going ham on the everything and then the lyrics and then the context? Its great its just great
Caesar. A calm follow-up to the headbanger that is Exeunt, but its no less amazing. Im just drowning in symbolism for this one mates. Not only is the morning back and breaking over a palisade but also historical references!?! The backlogs of random anecdotes and stories are tickled awake by the “Look to the sky where the sign will be shown” bit so much like it aint even funny. Its a reference to Constantine the Great, who saw the symbol of the Chi Rho and went on to become roman emperor with it painted on his shields and its so much potential in just three stanzas
This Will End. Fellows this one just hurts. Its so bloody sad and yet such a strangely jaunty tune like the singer has just accepted their sad life and Im always like no! It can get better! You just gotta try a bit! Mates! Im bleeding out!
Pale White Horse. Ohhhhhhhhhh I can get so deep about Pale White Horse but so much of it is about WWI and the Spanish Flu Epidemic and other stuff I do not care to dredge from the depths of my historical brain fluids but its so great as a thing about war and trauma and abuse and so much other stuff just like recognizing someone doing something terrible and that can be either interpreted as oh thats conformation that they were always terrible or oh goodness thats not possible why no why are you like this you are not like this right and there’s no in between. And both hurt!
Where Is Your Rider. Enough metaphors to fill a graveyard (hey Crane Wives fans. Hey. Did you get it? Eh? Idk I thought it was funny) and then some but also oooooh the lines just go so hard sometimes. “But these bones never rested while living / So how can they stand to languish in repose”???????? Like mate youre dead but youre still going to push on and keep on fighting mates it hurts it hurts too much there are too many characters and situations and just stray thoughts I can peg to these two lines alone help
Soldier, Poet, King. Need I say more? Yes, I need to say more. Everyone above and below knows how bloody legendary this song is but take this as a sign to listen to it again. Its just that good. Someone once tired and broken who has found support and is coming back to finish the job they couldnt finish on their own is just oooooooooooooogh mates. Also funny ha ha DND party. Two sides of the same polyhedral dice. Probably a d100 with all the nonsense I can drag out of it at this point.
Dear Wormwood. The album namer. UGH I cannot get enough of this one. Just some of the lines in this one mates. “And in my hour of weakness / You were there to see me fail”???????? “I know who I am now / I know who I wanna be / I wanna be more than / That devil inside of me”??????????????????? Its just so perfect and so amazing and it gives you a warn hug and it punches you in the gut and it helps you up and gives you hot tea and the works mates its just so great
Danse Macabre. One last instrumental. A Danse Macabre was usually a piece of art with people dancing next to skeletons, representing the inevitability of death and the equality in the grave and so many other sad and mopey things but also its just such a fun jig. It really does feel like a bunch of spooky scary skeletons jamming on their graves. And that’s a one liner I never thought Id need to write.
Thus Always to Tyrants. Bloody hell this is the perfect ending song. The singer immediately starting off with “Let me die, let me drown, leave my bones in the ground”, proclaiming themselves free of the worries and pains they started the album with, singing as the blazing sun rises that yes, they are, if not happy now, then at least better now, and that anyone who threatens that will face the new and improved them is just ooooooogh. Mates. If theres one song you need to listen to if you somehow made it to the end of this thingie without also being obsessed with the Oh Hellos, its Thus Always to Tyrants. But please listen to the whole of Dear Wormwood first. It makes the impact so much better.
#me running my mouth#the oh hellos#dear wormwood#i just needed to get out. some. not all. of my thoughts about this bloody legendary album#im gonna do more#probably#theres so much i can say about. uh. most of the songs i listen to regularly#if theres gonna be another one then itll probably be through the deep dark valley#or maybe that one about coyote stories ive already started but that thing is more specific and also sad to read since its about sad stuff#like climate change and capitalism and such#but it will be finished eventually
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ALSO TO ADD IN TO THE CHARACTERS SO WELLL MADE WRITING i wanna add in some like thoughts and theory on whats going to happen (pls tell me i got some right bbg)
as far as we know about chaes background is that crazy rich asians rich and strict ass parents with fucked up friends (aeri and min) to create her complex character then theres jihye with her humble hot ass nerd mind while being broke like kims convenience store (I LOVE MR KIM HES SO ADORABLE)
both parties were in the wrong like jihye not admitting to chae that she would go back knowing damn well her princess gonna throw a tantrum and SHE DIDNT EXPECT THAT SHE WOULD REVEALED IT BECAUSE OF HER PRINCESS BITCHING FATHER- ehem
chaewons reaction is understandable but i think she shouldnt have gone that far to ignore jihye like wtf. when she ignored jihye i remembered her line that one like "is it just fuck chaewon?" BRO I SCREAMED "IS IT JUST FUCK JIHYE NOW HUH?" CAUSE WHY TF SHE GOTTA IGNORE HER GIRL LIKE THAT AS IF SHE DIDNT STALK HER FRIENDS ACC TO GO BALISTIC ON HER PHOTOS
nways continuing, for me like rn its like chaewon is all over the place which should be! thats what it gotta be for chaewon now like yeah jihye DID build her up somehow and now she got karma (SO GO HAVE A REDEMPTION ARC RIGHT NOW)
others saying prom is when going to comeback NO chaewon ain't just gonna win the prom title she gon' earn it, at least that what i think it is shes gonna enjoy the moment of being the prom that she PLANNED FOR ORIGINALLY
until she stops enjoying her moment being a queen, she would realize its not as happy and like she would find whats missing then theres graduation day where she sees jihye and be like "oh....so thats whats missing" but she aint gonna admit that, shes kim chaewon, why would she when then again shes still her fathers daughter in the end of the day
i also think eunchae would like break tf down and ignore chaewon because she aint gonna see jihye no more
IM SO SORRY FOR THE LONG RANT I ALSO GOT THREE MORE CHARACTERS TO TALK ABOUT THE ANGST GOT ME IM SO SORRY BAE <3333
yall gotta stop apologizing about these rants i fr enjoy them and pls talk about the three characters
not for the theory of prom i didnt plan that out but i love it so maybe ill steal it 🤭🤭🤭
and eunchae is VERY upset when she finds out jihye cannot come over anymore because of chaewon
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And to finish up for the night here is my brief description of Every Song in Danger Days: True Lives Of The Fabulous Killjoys, by My Chemical Romance
Okay so basically this is their most recent album, 2014, and it follows the Killjoys as they fight against BL.IND (Better Living Industries) who seek to ELIMINATE all individuality. (Spoiler: They die saving The Girl in the music video for SING)
Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) -
Upbeat!!! Dancing!!! Fast!!! You jump around screaming about doing crime and partying and sex!!! I love it!!! (you should listen to it after Look Alive Sunshine, which is the intro to the album and its just Dr D speaking, and at the start of Na Na Na, it goes ‘THE FUTURE IS BULLETPROOF! THE AFTERMATH IS SECONDARY!! TIME TO DO IT NOW AND DO IT LOUD! KILLJOYS, MAKE SOME NOISE!!!’)
Bulletproof Heart
Uh so this is sorta less fast and stuff but its SO cool and idk how to describe it but its sorta jaunty? First song I listened to by the band!!! (Fav part is ‘and tho, I know, how much you hate this. Are you gonna be the one to save us? From. The black. And hope-less feelin. Will you meet ‘em when the end comes reelin? Hold, your heart, into this darkness. Will it ever be the light to shine you out? Or fail. And leave you stranded? I aint gonna be the one left standin. You aint gonna be the one left standin, and we aint gonna be the ones left standin!!!’)
SING
Aaaaaaaaa this ones so cool, took a bit to grow on me, its mostly slow and repetitive but the BRIDGE ‘Cleaned up corporations PROGRESS! Dyin in the PROCESS! Children that can TALK ABOUT IT livin on the WEB-WAYS, people movin SIDEWAYS, sell it til your LAST DAYS, buy yourself the motivation GENERATION NOTHIN! Nothing but a DEAD SCENE! Product of a WHITE DREAM! I am not the SINGER THAT YOU WANTED BUT A DANCER! I REFUSE TO ANSWER! TALK ABOUT THE PAST SIR! WROTE IT FOR THE ONES WHO WANNA GET AWAY! ……. Keep runnin.’
Planetary (GO!)
Okay so like omg. I love this one. Everythings amazin. Starts off slightly slow, and then starts movin faster around the verses? AND THE VIBES!!! Ive got a few favs and ill save them here (I love the way theyre said too-) ‘Ladies and gentleman, truth is now acceptable! Fame! Is now injectable, PROCESS THE PROGRESS, This core is critical, faith is un-a-vail-a-ble, Lives, become incredible-‘ and also ‘Youre unbelievable, ah, so unbelievable, ah, you ruin everything, oh, you better GO HOME! Im unbelievable yeah, im undefeatable yeah, LETS RUIN EVERYTHIN, BLAST IT TO THE BACK ROW- they sell presentable, young! And so ingestible! Sterile and collectable! SAFE, and I cant STAND THAT! This is a letter, by word, is the beretta, the sound, of my vendetta against, the ones that PLANNED IT!’ So uhhhhhhhhh yeah lol
The Only Hope For Me Is You
Likeeeeeeeee holy SHIT this one just sorta- idkkkk- ‘Where? Where were you when, all of the embers fell? I still remember them… covered in ash. Covered in glass. Covered in all my friends, I still… think of the bombs they built- IF THERES A PLACEEE THAT I COULD BE, THEN ID BE ANOTHERR MEMORY, CAN I BE THE ONLY HOPE FOR YOU? BECAUSE YOURE THE ONLY HOPE FOR ME! AND IF WE CAN FIND WHERE WE BELONG, WE’ll Have To make It on our own!! Face all the painnn and takeee it on, because the only hope for me, is you alone…’ its one of the slower ones tho
Party Poison
This one starts in Japanese for some reason??? Its hard to explain… another fast and dancy type one ig, but sorta raw-er? Its sooooooo weird- not one of my favs but its semi popular
Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back
Okay so idk how to describe this really- sorta gives Only Hope type thing but faster and sorta rockier? Idk. My fav parts tho!!! ‘Get offfff the ledge, and drop the knife… Not a victim of a victims life! Because… this aint a room fullla suicides- WE’RE BELIEVERSS I BELIEVE TONIGHT-‘ OH AND ONE OF THE MORE POPULAR LINES PEOPLE KNOW ‘Ill tell you well how the story ends, where the good guys die and the bad guys win… (WHO CARES?)- THIS AINT ABOUT ALL THE FRIENDS YOU MADE, BUT THE GRAFFITII THEY WRITE ON YOUR GRAVE-‘ then the last two ‘Im the only friend that makes you cry! Youre a heart attack in black hair dye! So just save yourself, and Ill hold them back tonight….’ And ‘We can live forever if you’ve got the time- YOU MOTHERFUCKER (OHHHWHOAAAA) Youre the broken glass in the mornin light! Be a burnin’ star if it takes all night!’
S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
OHOHOH APPARENTLY THIS ONE IS TO SOOTHE THE KIDS WHEN THE NUCLEAR BOMBS HIT AND GET THEM INTO THE SHELTER!!! (yes there are nuclear bombs, its post apocalyptic lmao) I love the bridge- ‘Love, love, love wont stop this bomb, bomb, love wont stop this bomb, bomb, love wont stop this… bomb……. Run, run, bunny, run. Run, run, bunny ruuuuuuuuuuun’ One of the slowest in the album also
Summertime
Okay so this is prolly my fav? Idk how to describe it tbh….. I know what it describes for me buuuut you don’t wanna hear me be weird about people……. Ill just tell you my fav parts (that I relate to!!!) ‘Terrified of what I’d be, as a kid from what Ive seen… Every single day when people try and put the pieces back together, just to smash them down… turn my headphones up real loud…. I don’t think I need them now…. Cos you stop the noise!!!’
DESTROYA
………………fucked up robot song where you scream and moan. What else is there to say? (the porn bots In the story worship a ‘god’ called Destroya who will supposedly come save them)
The Kids From Yesterday
I love this one too. Sorta slow ig. Nostalgic maybe? ‘Well now, this could be the last of all the rides we take…. So hold on tight and don’t look back……… we don’t care about the message or the rules they make…. Ill find you when the sun goes black…..’
Vampire Money
Dance!!! Sex!! Upbeat!!! Fast!!! ‘Three two one, we came to FUCK-‘ and my other fav line ‘and get your finger on the trigger tap the barrel of the gun! Hair back, motherfucker, jet black, SO COOL-‘
@terrencetheshark14 you might be interested in my weird ass mcr related ramblings
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ok i have many thoughts about this season SO i will write them here, home it makes sense.
no formating, we die lie [CENSORED]
Some blanket statements about the season at all.
GOOD.
-The comedy is on point. The show jokes hit much better and harder this season. -Some scenes really are well framed. (aka the spitfire episode. holy shit)
BAD
The maltos are much more ‘battle thirsty’
The autobots are useless now
the flattening of the decepticons
Episode 1
Ok, so we are starting in the media res of the new conflict. slightly disappointed but don’t mind it that much.
What I DO MIND is the shift the maltos had about the whole Autobot-decepticon situation on Earth.
Like, correct me if I'm wrong, but the MALTOS were fighting in order to have their new family members not taken away, yes? to live on earth in peace?
Why do THEY have to retrieve the emberstone shards? Why do THEM have to sacrifice both their safety and their time developing as well adjusted people (in the case of Mo and robbie) FIGHTING WITH WAR VETERANS??
WHILE THE AUTOBOTS
ARE
RIGHT
THERE
“oh but anna its a children show, of course it needed to have some action with the kids”
ok.
but how come there's not ONE autobot with them on the mission? its more in the autobots best intinterest to keep the decepticons away from that fucking stone.
also good fucking job just ASSUMING the new terrans are evil from the get go. just from ONE fight where (where the terran in question was created. and theres a whole thing about the emberstone creating live in accord of the needs of the moment).
Aftermath is funny. i can give him that,
EPISODE TWO.
Not much to say.
its was good.
I am a sucker for the joke `dangerous individual tries to kill cinnamon roll, and cinnamon roll doesn't notice it/luck makes all the harm deflect on them” so i had a good time on that.
The `mosey` subplot was weak. it needed more build up and that annoyed me.
hOW NOBODY FOUND THOSE RUINS BEFORE THERE'S A BIG ASS HOLE LOOKING RIGHT AT THE MIDDLE OF THOSE RUINS COME ON. Don't even talk about drones (probably ghost emps against any of that for a long time) but how not ONE living person stumbled upon that???)
its was ok. 7/10
EPISODE 3
It was ok. Hashtag plot about `choosing` was ok. nothing special.
Hashtag and shockwave fight was pretty fucking awesome, as ravage escape.
I also love that shockwave optic gets redder as he gets angrier.
EPISODE 4
i didnt liked the idea of `human villains` before but…in a world where cybertronian tech exists since the 80`s, it surprised me there aint more people using that and committing to some gimmick for the shits and giggles.
said that…
swindle???
your whole thing is BEING A WEAPON SALESMAN. A CON ARTIST.
HOW DID YOU LET YOUR COOL SLIP YOU SO BAD????
WHY ARE YOU NOT BACK THERE TRYING TO GET THAT FUCKING STONE WITH FORCE??? WHAT???
also…didnt the ‘humans and terrans feel eachother emotions’ thing went away after the second batch of terrans came about?
Also yayy weird al
who care about the fusing gimmick. sure.
6/10
Episode 5
I like that wheeljack points out that this fucking and the enigma of combination are two different things.
Jawbreaker was…kinda annoying in this ep? i guess…it could roll in the sense that JB is excited to meet a possible new friend/family member and he wants to make a good first impression but….
Still very annoying.
we could have explored more about why aftermath is so angry all the time or why jb is always so careful and peaceful all the time APART from when he is in his alt mode!
there could be a thing there, but the JB partakes in some destruction seems more like a child not knowing any better than possibly something he bottles up in the daily.
also??i get the others are excited for the fusion thing but JAWBREAKER IS GONE FOR A WHOLE DAY? MAYBE CHECK ON YOUR BROTHER?
EPISODE 6
the shot composition in this fucking episode are CRAZY HOLY SHIT
Twitch going more on her ‘leader’ role. nice.
why…how the shard is just…lying there?
I like spitfire, and i think it makes sense for her to be a literal `evil twitch` as if, what if twitch didnt had a moral compass
now the thing that FUCKING ANNOYED ME
WHY,
WHY ARE YOU GUYS EVEN ENTERTAINING THE IDEA OF GIVING THIS NEW BOT. A BOT YOU DONT KNOW. A BOT SAID TO BE BORN THAT VERY DAY. A FUCKING IMPORTANT MISSION?????
Op Elita and Megs should have shut that shit down rigth there! there should have been a `sorry spitfire. i dont doubt your prowess, but twitch knows more of our MO but now. with some training i bet you will be taking a mission like this one in no time”
SHE STILL CAN BE FURIOUS
SHE STILL CAN CHALLENGE TWITCH TO A OBSTACLE COURSE
WHY DID YOU GUYS HAD TO DRESS UP AS A STUPID CYBERTRONIAN PRIDE THING???? MAKES NO SENSE
it was funny? yes. i loved the race per se. but?? the WHY? they are doing it?? stupid.
(((what if alex won the fucking race then Megatron?? Would you guys go through with it?? huh??? fuck off. ALSO WHY SIR. WHY ARE YOU WITH YOUR DECEPTICON BADGE? SHOULDNT YOU BE W AN AUTOBOT ONE? OF FUCKING NONE AT ALL?????))
EPISODE 7
Sure. ok. mind swap episode. sure
ngl it was rlly cute seeing aftermath consider Spitfire his true sister
i appreciate hardtop only arm getting fucking jacked (i bet he cant *afford* a new one because OF COURSE swindle your charge him lol)
ravage lil energon bowl (also…is energon solid? do they it in in chunks AND liquid? hmn)
i like the `bravado fight` with the seekers…i think it legit would have worked a bit if she did that towards skywarp of nova storm first lol
it was an ok episode.
EPISODE 8
It was fun. zero substance.
since WHEN robbie likes optimus prime that much??? they always acted ok to neutral with him in s1
but sure. ok. serviceable.
EPISODE 9 AND 10
oh? do those kids GO to school? you could have fooled me.
i liked the slight ptsd/anxiety of hashtag in the cave.
more `chaos terrans` sibling moment. cute
(the first time watching i though it was unicron. happy it wasent)
to be fair with the quintessons i ALSO would be very mad if my god created me with the purpose of ‘helping’ (whatever this may entail) a race i never saw in my life, and discovered they did that with many many others.
hey shockwave? maybe if you had a problem w the plan maybe you should have SAID something? or made your counterplans? why wait the HOUR before the plan was going to be put in action to say anything?
also…how…is the titan bring a new cybertron to earth? Is he going to metalform the planet? is it a ship? is it just a `big gun` so you could threaten the USA and control earth somehow??
also, glad to see they ‘tried’ coming back to cybertron but couldnt figure how (yet)
this marks the point where….the dialogue gets really cheesy…unbearable cheesy and cliche ..ugh (when starscream has alex as a hostage)
im should have been happier that mo, hashtag and trash are the team for the last fight…they are my favorite maltos..ugh
i feel like there should be a more angry/emotional shouting match w hashtag and starscream…srlys
ah yes. the part where starscream kills the kids…honestly? in character. He always was `the end justify the means’ (unless his 2 brain cells are rubbing together and he thinks in a more long term form) and killing two brats that their main traits was destroying stuff and being a prideful lil shit? yeah. nothing to star to form attachments there.
he would NEVER take the ‘you are more cruel than megatron ever was’
not THIS starscream.
unless they try handwave it with `he was larping as villain so he could get through the plan he thought would legit help the decepticons’ but im not holding my breath on that.
oh wow, starscream going crazy with power again, who would though.
im really getting tired of this.
more chest fucking dialogue
ARE ALL THE DECEPTICONS LOCKED UP AGAIN, THIS TIME WITHOUT ENERGON????? FUCK. I CANNOT BELIEVE WE ARE BACK TO FUCKING SQUARE ONE.
YES JUST HELP TERATRONUS. THE PERSON YOU JUST MET AND TALKED FOR LESS THAN A HOUR.
fuck i'm upset.
i wish s1 didnt happened so i just could have this be another actiony-humor tf cartoon and not give me hope for something more.
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Alright poll time I will hopefully remember and find
Woah I havent showed you much of these, but a recap anyway about the and just an intro ig under the cut if you wanna learn more, feel free to ask questions too!!
DoveTech/LividMetals: Rival companies taking place in California, both majoring in robotics and experimentation. Lots of lore. Makn inspirations: Qualia Automata (Team 6x111) and FNAF. Yall should know about the Fritz family by now, I also got an rp blog for this at @dovetechandlividmetals
Bromind Deities: Bromind is one of my main worlds (2nd newest world as well), the deities were created by the Goddess light and split into two sections; The Astral deities and the Terestrial Deities. The Astrals being; Neptune, Void and Nebula and the Terestrials being; Myca and Fawn (theyre gay). They control over different things. And theres a hierarchy ofc!
Bromind False deities: This plot focuses on Siri (the False deity of the stars) and when she was rejected by Light for Nebula. Then Siri gets vengeful and with Voids help she makes a new hierarchy
Fumbling: Follows Liam and Mason's journey through Harkton Boarding highschool, and being gay they find friends with; Dereck (Drake), Dixie, River, Reef, Kayla and Addicus. Though since middle school our two mc's have been bullied by Mark and his friends. Though some things happen and everything goes askew, throwing thier whole life off balance. This is my gay story, and L and M were my first Gay characters (shocking aint it) I made them in 7th grade
Deadbeat Outlaws (DBO): This story follows two trouble makers, Zach and Craz. The lore has changed a LOT since when I first made it, though I kept the name. Its not fully completed and I don't know how much I want to change so I dont have much to put here
Hellena stuff: this has a LOT of lore and came even before Dragonopolis, like I grew up with this world cause its my lego world that got shaped into this. So the story would be one of many that are with the three heros, Nate, Flower and Nightshade. Nate and Flower have also been tied to DoveTech. But this would focus on their hecktic life of being hero's and going insane to the point where one goes evil and takes over, forcing the other two to have to save the lives, and a lot more!
11:11: Follows the story of a 14 year old girl with ADHD who wishes to not be bored one morning while she eats breakfast, this wish comes true and she gets transported to Trifullium and meets Fenn, the two have to work together to get Mayabelle (the girl) home, eventually falling in love in the process.
Everdollskin: my ragdoll world thing! And my most recent world I've built. Unsure of what part you want me to focus on, but itd probably be either Fargo and Evendor's story and Evan and Bens! Full lf twists and turns and of course Ragdolls and horrors, tears and all!
Apollo: Sooooo, Apollo is one of my newest Oc's, hes got a bunch of lore already though. So he's one of my Yandere's. I know he looks gay (people are arguing with me when I say hes "straight" sl we made a compramise and said he only likes one oerson and that happens to be a girl, and also ig hes bi) But he meets Mae and falls totally head over heels for her, but she... HATES him. Now join him in stalking his new found obsession and killing off anyone she dates!
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admin live reaction to the 2003 TCM movie lets gooooooo going to be one full post rather than a series of reblogs so i dont clog the blog
so like was there ever a reason for changing the family name in this reboot or was it just becaue
i never really thought about it but im quickly starting to realize how different horror was back then as opposed to the 2000s and to now- like obviously things change and evolve but like. tone and style so far feels different
3 miinutes in and theyre getting FREAKY hello!!!!
maybe im the weird one but how the hell can someone be so comfortable getting THAT into a makeout session in the company of friends- like a kiss is fine but these two are literally moaning and fondling each other in the backseat
oh theyre not even friends one of them literally just joined the group
WHYYYYY are you kissing your girlfriend while driving god i hate distracted drivers im glad this is a slasher movie
COOCHIE GUN?
oh!
i know im only 13 minutes in but i do not enjoy this group the group from the og had more charm to me idk
i do not trust this old ass woman
unrelated but i looooooooooove cabin in the woods but i hate that it pointed out the "character types" you see in slasher movies because now im hyper aware of which character is gonna die and which one isnt before any slashing happens
A OPOSSUM :3 YIPEE
whos punk ass kid
can i pet the daaaaaawwwg
sheriffs got some fatass eyebrows god DAMN
random ass pigs in the house??
oh! the sheriffs a creep! i mean obligatory "its a slasher film theres always at least one creep" but like. you know
morgans easily the most annoying of the bunch though
obligatory "hes already been on screen" but this is our first full body shot but woo yeah leatherface mr thomas hewitt let me see why a bunch of people keep requesting you
epvfpmpfvmf the nails on the wall ripping off.. euuuchh... 10/10
this version of leatherface (or really the whole movie) feels waaaaay more brutal than the og and idk how to fell- maybe im biased because i fell in love with the og but i kind of prefer it, but i can see why people may like this remake more
chat can we kill the sheriff
*shoots multiple shots from a gun right next to their head* "you girls need to get yourselves under control!" chat i hate this man so much. like even without the "we know this group is innocent" knowledge id still be hating this dude. so so bad
"i aint never seen no weapon go off without somebodys finger on the trigger" dude how many fucking times do they have to say that she shot herself god damn. like i KNOW logically its because "oh he found a body and drugs, and one of the people is missing" blah blah blah and thats the thought process and thats not something to be treated gently but like. this just feels... too far? like literally making someone sit where someone committed and then making them put that same weapon in their mouth feels like its going waaaaaaay too far
"we got ourselves a killer!" and then its just a group of people scared out of their mind, one just got chased by a dude with a chainsaw and the other is getting his shit pressed and all three nearly got shot in the head ofc someone is not going to think rationally of course theyre going to want anything to get out. that doesnt automatically mean they killed the girl. curse of knowledge for knowing what happened curse of knowing the sheriff doesnt know raaaah raaaaaah divine death blast i still hate this dude so so much oh my god
actually pausing the movie to take a few minutes because the sheriff is pissing me off so much LMAO
hitting the sheriff with another death ray for drinking and driving god if theres anything i hate more than distracted drivers its intoxicated ones. "but hes not drunk" and he still shouldnt be drinking
"so what are you going to do with your tickets" "you can have them" "is that bribery!!! *smashes a glass bottle on the dudes head*" oh my fucking goooooooooood leatherface can you get this bitch.. i havent hated a character this much since carmody from the mist
SLUR MENTIONED/j
the tire flies off as they finally get the car to work be so fucking for real
OH AND HES WEARING THE BFS FACE TOO THATS MESSED UP (i love it)
the tea was drugged wasnt it
chat i deadass have no idea whats going on
I KNEW NOT TO TRUST GAS STATION LADY I KNEW SHE DIDNT ACTUALLY CALL THE SHERIFF I FUCKING KNEW IT
also like... so is it more than brothers this time? og was just them plus grandpa but it looks like theres more here- also baby snatching? hello? also are they still cannibals?
they got bros dogs on the piano
i would like to apologize for calling the kid a punk
maybe its sympathy but maybe morgan isnt so bad i think i just didnt vibe with the group when they were first being introduced. perhaps. i was too harsh
morgan has some balls i think hes my favorite out of the group- blode dude is also cool but i forgot his name.. tbh im starting to enjoy the entire group asides the boyfriend but tbf he got yoinked early
oh hey... thomas cut his leg... just like... side eyes
girl you are hiding in the lockers, hes walked past you. why are you screaming
lmao nvm i forgot she grabbed the cleaver but like wwwhhhhhhyyyyy not just sneak him
oh just casually chopped his arm off with a few swings
also why not just aim for the head? i know "shes freaking out, logic is out the window" but like ?Q?Q???!!?!?
TRUCK DRIVER!?!! JUST LIKE side eyes WOOOO MAMA
theres 10 minutes left of the movie i do not trust the truck driver
MIRRORING THE WOMAN FROM THE BEGINNING?
ok nvm the truck drivers just a dude
OOOOOHOOOOHOOOO THE CAR HOT WIRE BIT WAS SUCH A GOOD TWIST
YEEEEEEEAH YEAH RUN HIM OVER AGAIN YEEEEAAAAAAH
AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
i give this movie a 7 out of 10! i liked it, but not as much as the og- horror wise i think it hit better, style wise i personally prefer the og but i can understand why many would find this version appealing!
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so i let the hyperfixation win.
over the past several hours i rewatched Sword Art Online and SAO 2.
(this time dubbed, last time i watched it subbed)
here are my thoughts:
-anyone who said the dub was bad is just wrong. Kirito's VA really shines in the more comedic or sweet moments (like when first meeting Yui), he reminds me of like a Peter Parker. and oh my lord, the breakdown by Suguha's VA was just a masterpiece. Still have chills from watching it.
-i have such a big appreciation for every character. This time it really shined through how good of characters Kirito, Asuna, and Suguha actually are.
Kirito's internal conflict throughout SAO2 is so good, grappling with their actions they needed to take in SAO to survive. and throughout all of it you can tell how much they truly loves their friends and family, and how kind hearted they really are. Asuna definitely fits into that role as well, being so ready to take care of Yui and so desperately wanting her to be safe and loved and cared for.
And oh my gosh Suguha. I remember people absolutely hated her arc because it is problematic, but the fact is, it's played entirely serious, her feelings arent taken as a joke. She has a genuine and real internal struggle for feeling things she feels she shouldnt, and how she feels those feelings arent reciprocated or cant be reciprocated, and having her heart broken twice by someone who she loves and someone who also does still genuinely love her. Its absolutely heartbreaking to watch.
Man, Sinon is still fantastic. She's still my absolute favorite, and I think she is one of the best characters in the show, and pretty much steals the show from her introduction. Her arc ties in so seamlessly with Kirito's and how they help eachother heal and grow is fantastic. Only complaint is we never got a scene of the rest of the Gals being jealous about the grenade hug she gave Kirito. After Kirito and Sinon nearly died, wouldve been some nice relief so you didnt feel like you yourself were dying.
-Speaking of, while there was definitely a ton of fanservice, the pseudo-harem aspect with the jokes were kinda cute, between characters seeing flirting happen around them, getting embarassed over it, its fun. Especially when people got jealous of Sinon flirting with Kirito over Excalibur. That part was very fun, since they did that infront of everyone else, almost like they were trying to get a rise out of them. Theyre not exactly the pinnacle of comedy, its definitely a trope, but theres something nostalgic about it that makes it kinda enjoyable.
-Speaking of the psuedo-harem, guys if all of you are constantly flirting with eachother (not just Kirito surprisingly, happens between the other girls frequently) and jealous of any affection with that, just start a polycule. You're a group of gamer girls playing MMOs together and all of you have slept in the same bed with eachother. Stop snipping at eachother and start dating eachother. Polyamory is pretty cool. Kirito and Asuna can still be the main duo and be the parents to Yui and Strea; but yall gotta work on the jealousy or just do what every other group of girl gamers does, polyamory. Lisbeth you should not be angrily drinking while watching Kirito and Asuna talk. (this is mostly a joke, im not actually saying they *have* to do a polycule, its more of a joke because of how tropey a lot of the flirting and jealousy is, and yknow, gay girls do polyamory, so dont take this part toooooo seriously.)
-Speaking of girls dating girls, the LGBT rep aint half bad. Argo canonically using both male and female pronouns is really cool! Most of the girls flirt with eachother a lot too, which is nice. Between the female avatar, the willingness to pretend to be a girl, the introversion, the desire to be an avatar in a virtual world more than irl, Kirito might be transgender. All good stuff here.
Overall, SAO is honestly way better than I remembered, even if some parts definitely show its age. You gotta piece it together a little bit with headcanons, but i do that with every show, nothing is perfect. Except Sinon. And a world where trans Kirito is canon. Those are perfect.
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